Vondelpark: 5000 kids, their parents, dogs, er, goldfish and every conceivable Dutch quick trick to making cash. I’m not a fan of the little people (exception PC Dixon and Izzbear) but I’ll concede it was fun.

By the look of the bags under Tommy’s eyes he’d been in Vondelpark since 6.30 this morning. His patience with his money making mini crew was wearing thin. Something needed to give. And the candy floss wasn’t moving fast enough for his liking.